Erikats - Goals & Failures

Posted by FinalRed in Erikat, Uncategorized on June 25th, 2009

There have been many times in history when people have aspired to be something better than they were, somebody that could achieve their goals. And while many have seen that same dream come to fruition, just as many have seen them fall flat on their faces. In the next line of Erik photographs we see the very nature of man.

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This famous triple self-portrait by Normik Erockwell shows the good side(s) as well as the bad.

Eroswald is shamed.

Blast off! Erikat’s dreams come true in this epic cosplay fantasy.

Erikat can’t believe what’s just happened to him!

Osamik Bin Ladick shows that one can’t have too many beards.

Eagle Scout Erikat gets to work on painting the town yellow.

Obamik is sure to lead the country to another world war….of fun!

Pratt is on the prowl with his new line of Splat fragrances for men!

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Stephen King’s Olde Garden Worlde and Home Sympousioume

Posted by Alicia Whoreson in Article, Sex, Trends, celeb on June 4th, 2009

Dear Stockholder and Respected Customer of Stephen King’s Olde Garden Worlde and Home Sympousioume (SKOGWHS),

For those of you who do not know me, allow me to introduce myself.  I am the new CEO.  My name is Jack McDougal, and I am here to take SKOGWHS into the next decade of prosperity.  Yes, it is true that I was court appointed, but don’t let that color your judgement of my work or me.

As my first order of business, I will address some of the public relations blunders of my predecessor, and ways in which they are being remedied.

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Lorenzo at Entertainment 3 Expo

Posted by Lorenzo in Article, Reviews, Sex, Trends, food, robot on June 3rd, 2009

Lorenzo here reporting from the field. I attended what is known as the “Nerd” expo here in LA and I’ve got the scoop on all the hot titles and gear that will be gracing your greasy covered tv’s the next couple of years. Strap on your strap-ons Wii Motes and prepare to be disabled by these explosive photos.

Feliz and myself parked and made our way into the main entrance of the show. Packs of roaming programmers dotted the vast expanse laid out before us. After looking aimlessly around for a way into the building we found what appeared to be the grand entrance.

This is E3

This is E3

Click to read on for the entire Journey…

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