dTony Danza for God
My name is Tony Centura, and a fellow Tony, Tony Danza, has been a special mentor for me for quite some time now. I’ll always remember my Senior year at Cadbury Highschool East Central Fighting Badgers Memorial for many fun times, but the highlight was probably when Tony Danza came and gave an outstanding and incredibly moving motivational speech. Tony talked shop for a few hours on a variety of subjects. He opened up about his battles with cocaine addiction in 1986 while down in miami working on the short-lived soap opera Trinity Winds: Paradise Beach, and he showed us all the path for success is abstinence from drug abuse and gambling. He had a lighthearted charm that captivated throughout though, and he worked the crowd up with many funny impressions including a great bugs bunny “whats up doc” that even gave principal Pinecrust a chuckle.. He lamented about the importance of diet and exercise and showed us some awesome tricks like backflips and frog spirals, sometimes coming up to 12 feet off the air. It was awesome! But most important of all was his talk of following the right path through the maze of success, and how to put your dreams into action. He made me realize that with enough persistance and gung-ho, anyone can strike it rich and become a success. As Tony ended the speech I ran down to meet him personally and tell him how much he had inspired me. He shook my hand with the beaming energy of Zeus and told me he was glad I liked what he said and gave me a card with his website on it, then he held his big bear paw up for a high five and as our hands collided he transfered such a high voltage zap of zest into my system that my brain seemed to have an explosion and I fainted. My head hit the floor and my neck snapped slightly to the left, putting me into a coma for 7 months. When I awoke and learned to read again, I found that Tony’s big heart wrote me a personal note of inspiration in my hard times, stating “sorry bud, hope you get better soon, dare to dream, dream daring dreams, your friend Tony Danza”. Even though the coma had confused me deeply, I slowly put my life together and realized Tony Showed me true power and it was a sign I need to become stronger. The fall had left me hunchbacked and my neck stuck out in a greusome fashion to the left, but i tried to just persevere and follow my dream to make it to hollwood and become a celebrity actor. I moved to hollywood once i learned how to walk, and I have never looked back. It was hard at first, but after a few years of doing small commercials for Magic Shops and Circuses, I was noticed by heralded horror director Mikaleli Mikaloo, and I was cast as a GremlinTroll in his newest epic “SandShatterer of the Underbeast” . My disfigured neck worked perfectly to cover the audience with a dense fear, and i was cast in many monster and villain parts after “Shatterer”. I’ve been trying to get ahold of Tony Danza for many years now to thank him for changing my life. I’ve been following all his movies and shows and interviews and with meticulous detail analyzing him and gleaning off the wisdom he seems to excert effortlessly. For the last 5 years he has not replied to any of my thousands of emails and I’ve been a bit worried he is ignoring me, but i know he’s really just busy and we are fated to meet again. Anyways, this is my story and to keep up on the latest tony info, gossip, pictures, videos, and paintings ( painted by me Tony Centura) check out TonyonTony.org I hope you’ll join me in celebrating this modern marvel.
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