Urban Toledo Gang

Dear Stockholder and Respected Customer of Stephen King’s Olde Garden Worlde and Home Sympousioume (SKOGWHS),

For those of you who do not know me, allow me to introduce myself.  I am the new CEO.  My name is Jack McDougal, and I am here to take SKOGWHS into the next decade of prosperity.  Yes, it is true that I was court appointed, but don’t let that color your judgement of my work or me.

As my first order of business, I will address some of the public relations blunders of my predecessor, and ways in which they are being remedied.

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Introduction scene from the newer and longer cut of this Tolkien classic

The UTG has been hitting the pavement to get some of the best celebrity pics. Behind the scenes, paparazzi and personal photos brought to you exclusively from the Urban Toledo Gang’s Celebri-Pics archive.

Famous musician, Berik Dylik, flips off his fans before hitting the stage in front of recently demoralized crowd at his Dylik Concert in New York Friday.

A bodacious and singfull Erika Simpson hit the stage with her favorite “stars” at the Tennessee Music fesitval Tuesday while fans stared in silent wonder.

With sassy snaps, Rihanerik and friend hit the LA streets looking as if one hadn’t gotten beat silly and the other was enjoying an exulting bag of Grandma Whither’s chips.

Eriky Allen wowed starstruck fans with high kicks and gouteed smiles at last week’s concert in Detroit

The adorable reality TV couple, Erikouple, was seen blending in next to a random car with a curious fan in tow in downtown LA last Sunday

Erik Love showing a little blonde carpet on the red carpet at this year’s MTV Music Awards.

This saucy Forrik Whiteriker couple at the 72nd Annual EPPCK SAG awards receiving the award for best couple in their twin roles in the blockbuster smasher, The PC King: The Rise and Fall of the World’s Largest Baby Cat-Man

Vanerik Hudgenrat and her BFF Erach Effrat go on a stroll down the beach.  Our papz* snap some pics!                  *papz – paparazzi