Urban Toledo Gang

Tip 1. Alicia Whoreson

Tip 2. Lorenzo Don Rafael

Tip 3. Doug Katzen

Tip 4. Doug Katzen

Tip 5 Dennis Holiday

Tip 4. Ted McGillocutty

Steve Fomper reports on white paranoia.

The rise of Barack Obama to the most powerful postion in the world has been a story full of integrity and high politics, and most breathed a sigh of relief as Bush flew away and Obama marched in on historic Jan. 20th. But only a few days into the presidency, a sense of subtle doubt has seemed to creep up on some of the white voters. On special task Interviewing people from all over the homeland on their thoughts about Obama, i began to see a pattern emerge underneath the prevailant optimism. In areas such as North Carolina and Alabama, I noticed small flocks of middle aged relatively uneducated white males who voted for the president but on seeing him in the whitehouse began to feel a sense of fear. In Carolina I ran into the animated Billy Cutler. A 54 year old house builder for most of his life and married with 4 kids in a strong southern christian family,Billy was a strong embodiment of midwest americana. I asked him his thoughts on the president. ” Everyone was all happy bout this president so i figured, hey, maybe this guys not so bad, america is behind him and i consider myself a patriot, so i voted for the man. But once i saw him stroll into the whitehouse i began to have my doubts, i mean shit, the black panthers still have a lot of say and all what with rap and everything and you just never know his full connections.  And he just looked so confident and sure and tall and has such a booming voice, and well, i’m rather short, insecure, and my voice is unusually high and soft because i worked installing insulation for 20 years and the dust crystals cut my vocal chords to smithereens, and i just felt momentary hatred seeing this man so much better than i. And you know Steve, the blacks are taking over, time to pack your bags.” I notice he literally does have many bags packed in the back of his modest living room. I ask him where he’s going. “Canada Steve, the last promised land for us whites except maybe Russia. See the blacks dont like the cold, like if you’ve ever seen a bee paralyzed by the early morning frost its kinda like that for em. And they’ve conquered most of our sports by this point, even got golf, and i’ve never enjoyed nascar cause its too loud, but in the north you got hockey, one of the whites last stands. And my two daughters Vanessa and Charity are always watching that mtv and most of what i see is black men racing lamborghinis and talking gibberish but my daughters love these guys.  Lets face it, they’re stronger, louder, faster, and they make more popular music. Us whites are on our way out of the evolutionary plan buddy, but god damn i’m gonna move to canda and try to forget it. I mean, maybe we’re still a bit smarter than them and we can just leave blacks the earth and the whites can explore space.” Steve Fomper reporting.

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Hi it’s Pat, Pat Murphy. I’m gonna to be comin down in here once a while to be talkin bout some of the things I find important in this world and like as well as in my head that I think of and get fascinated about . I don’t know how i got involved with the UTG nor do I question why, It’s the reality of the situation that I am absorbed in something i have no control of, nor can i comprehend the UTG, infinity is hard to grasp. Some of the things I like are: My mom, my Dad, cars, siamese twins, the letter “J”, being alone in my room, george clooney, rubberband guns, my five-banded gliding lizards collection from thiland that my aunt jenny got me 2 months ago, and probably you too friend!. Though i must say i’v a vivid man who is constatntly evolving in his tastes and interests, see i’m a meditator my sister knows some exercises and taught me this stuff and now i spend 10 to 90 minutes a day sitting alone counting my breaths and thinking bout china and i usually feel the b uddhas fingers up and down my spine after and let me tell you its electric and fun and sexy! I do find the buddha attractive though i’m not gay, and i get new thoughts for writing things that i think need to be heard by people and i also broaden my horizons toward vast seas of starfish of ideas, that is what my sister said. I’m38 years old and live in Iowa with my girlfriend Venessa and her boyfriend Kyle. I work for Conrad Industries as a Communications Advisor to the Energy Advisor of the Utiliites Advisor. It’s a boring job to tell you the truth so i’ve started writing stories and coming up with ideas and we live in a democracy so we should all be heard i think so i think my ideas might fill you up on who i am and why i do what i do. This is all for now but i have more later to tune in to!

Cheers Folks! – Pat

You are to be living in the Americas? Vlad is here and to be of helping you and knows of the best way to get into the culture of American’s and their mindset of Abercrombie, cell phones and technology internets. Listen to be what is said, and enjoy how is what is printed for you! Get ready for Vladmir’s American Insult Guide to Foreigns.

I have of being living in Americas for now at least or most for 16 months, perhaps, and have learned many things when talking to American boys, girls and others. The most main first rule is needed to be of knowledge to you and it is this; cruelty is, of course, the one to have the most of. Simply of putting it is this; the more mean that one can be to another, the more funny that the American recipient and other pieces of crowd people will have.

Powerful and happy man makes friend to have

Steps 1: Setup

The situations are a party is of happening and no one is of laughing nature! What do to? Insult of American style and watches the face smiles. You first have to take deep, relax breaths and then looking into eye or eyes of American-minded recipient and make say the following:
“Hello stranger. You looks like you have not shower today. The bugs of this room seem to enjoy your body and mouth and face to reproduce upon.”

Now look about room and watch smiles happen on all faces, even that of American-minded recipient. You are now party of life and currently ready for steps 2.

Steps 2: Follow Up

You are now of established the party life and new, current “American Jokesetter” and have expectations of all the crowd pieces. Now that the recipient is on toes, you must now give him “straight to heart” insult. (note: be of carefully on steps 2 because of American sensitive, punching and/or spitting is normal and is

Face and Body of American Recipient

accepting in Americas.) Look him in the face and repeat:

“Where is you live now? Is it must be a box or perhaps a place that is unsatisfactory for high standards with a foul smelling of you.” You my now turn and face the crowd pieces and statement of loudly, “Is to be living is a box, he is!” Point toward original American-minded recipient and makes laughs and of smiling of mouth. The crowd pieces begin to hitting hands together and make cheer for you. After hoisting and copulation, you may take advantages of many of American luxury.

Steps 3: Hitting

At point of this, you are now king or princes of party and happy with the current crowd pieces and must finish the American insult to be completion. In silence and soviernty, you must of approaching man and with might, force and intention, contact at a fast and a forcefully with your closed, hard hand, touch his face. Break his face will occur and make cheer for from the crowd pieces of you to finish the American insult. Separates American recipient head from neck is to happen and now you are for completion!

Successful American-minded Insult

Now is knowledge and ability to have now for you. Use Vladmir’s American Insult Guide to Foreigns to complete and perfect integrate to American mindset, ideals and happy. Remember: American insult is strong and necessary for Foreigns to have make fun times in Americas.