Open your window, breathe in the fresh air and take in the stunning beauty nature has to offer. That smell, those sounds and sights is what is meant to stay preserved. Spring time is the best time to see nature growing and propitiating. It is also a great time to photograph animals fucking.
Being the pidgon-holed sub-genre of art that it is, Animal Fucking has long gone unnoticed, flying under the radar. But as the internet has shown me (NSFW), it’s something that is still very much alive. I remember last year I was out walking, taking photos of course, and, I’m not lying here, I saw a squirrel going to town on a hamster. I’m not really sure what a hamster was doing out and about like that, but I guess he found a friend. I took a few snaps of the happy couple and I was on my way. Next, and I’m not lying again, I saw two horses and a cow engaged in what can only be described as a “farm-fest”. I saw more balls that day than an eight-year-old at Chucky Chesse (in the ball pit). And finally, and this one isn’t a lie, I saw a lady giving a dog a blow job. The lady was bending down and it actually only looked like she was fixing a leash to the dog’s collar, but at the angle that I took the picture, it looks like the leash is the dog’s penis and it’s going through her cheek or something, so it looks exactly like public dog-blowing.
Birds are also a nice species to see porking. Although there isn’t any penetration (they rub coaculas together), it’s still pretty awesome to see a 5-to-1 duck gang bang and snap some phos (photographs, but I decided to save a little time and write “phos”). Being one of nature’s most natural and beautiful acts (you know, straight up dick-n’-balls rod-ramming) it’s alarming how easily such a wonderful thing can go unnoticed.
