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Patrick has always had a bizarre mental problem where he calls things he can’t remember the names for “barrels”. Austin buys an issue of “Twist” magazine; a tween publication with hilarious tips for kissing and tween life, whatever that is. This episode is a great look at a typical conversation when hanging out with the UTG. Enjoy and share!

This week Patrick and Austin welcome special never-host Lincoln back from his duty as a juror in an LA case, The guys play the popular Balder Dash game (redubbed “Balder Dick” for the UTG audience) and the importance of unlocking life’s small achievements that are awesome enough to get excited, not exciting enough to share. Subscribe and rate on iTunes if ya would, please!

We open up the mail bag and play Wudja Widjit from a listener’s suggestion on Twitter, in which we choose from surviving a huge earthquake or surviving the Walking Dead. We start the newest segment called “People” which is about weird people, which is redundant and why it’s just “People”. Bathroom tips and tricks from the big man himself: Patrick and his #trickyourdump lifehack. Be sure to follow and tweet us and get your name on the show!

Lincoln, the special guest, never-host, drops by to play some classic “Name Game”, a game you can play with your friends, Patrick busts out some future predictions including tiny people playing the new national sport Hamster Dash and we wrap it up with a new segment about facts that you might not know but if you do, that’s OK. Please subscribe on iTunes and check out or sponsor by going to Audibletrial.com/UTG to get your free 30-trail!

The UTG starts out with the classic game “This or That” with the follow up game “Care to Explain?”. Patrick explains one of the weirdest weeks of his life this week, Matt Damon shows up and a weekend in Joshua Tree proves that nothing but insane people live in the dessert. Tell a friend who will tell a friend about the podcast!

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