Hi, My names Ted McMulbock and I represent my client, John Waters Esp. Jim Fox is gay. How do I know this, Becuase John Waters gave him an EXCELENT hand job behind the Squirtin’ Irish Pub last week AND HE LIKED IT! Elect John Waters and he’ll make sure Jim Fox doesn’t get elected. Also, You can put wood all over your poster Jim but it ain’t going to make US get wood. HA! LOL!
John Waters Campaign Poster. He is better than Jim Fox at everything.
You know who to vote for.
Stick a few hundred of these in the mail and the title is mine!
Jim Fox does not back down from criticism nor does he get intimidated by small dicked “politicians” like John Waters who is so obviously gay that he invented it. He ain’t gonna be pokin’ no buttholes when I’m packin’. Just your standard .50 cal Browning mounted machine gun emplacement in the back of my ’97 Dodge Ram. Vote for me on November 4th and I will ensure that every Dodge Ram (and some Chevy T-150′s, the ones before they got all exported to the communists) will have the same mobile machine gun emplacement as I do. Making Montana safer for the children, who have it tough already, what with being raped all the time and all.