Dear Stockholder and Respected Customer of Stephen King’s Olde Garden Worlde and Home Sympousioume (SKOGWHS),
For those of you who do not know me, allow me to introduce myself. I am the new CEO. My name is Jack McDougal, and I am here to take SKOGWHS into the next decade of prosperity. Yes, it is true that I was court appointed, but don’t let that color your judgement of my work or me.
As my first order of business, I will address some of the public relations blunders of my predecessor, and ways in which they are being remedied.