You are to be living in the Americas? Vlad is here and to be of helping you and knows of the best way to get into the culture of American’s and their mindset of Abercrombie, cell phones and technology internets. Listen to be what is said, and enjoy how is what is printed for you! Get ready for Vladmir’s American Insult Guide to Foreigns.
I have of being living in Americas for now at least or most for 16 months, perhaps, and have learned many things when talking to American boys, girls and others. The most main first rule is needed to be of knowledge to you and it is this; cruelty is, of course, the one to have the most of. Simply of putting it is this; the more mean that one can be to another, the more funny that the American recipient and other pieces of crowd people will have.
Powerful and happy man makes friend to have
Steps 1: Setup
The situations are a party is of happening and no one is of laughing nature! What do to? Insult of American style and watches the face smiles. You first have to take deep, relax breaths and then looking into eye or eyes of American-minded recipient and make say the following:
“Hello stranger. You looks like you have not shower today. The bugs of this room seem to enjoy your body and mouth and face to reproduce upon.”
Now look about room and watch smiles happen on all faces, even that of American-minded recipient. You are now party of life and currently ready for steps 2.
Steps 2: Follow Up
You are now of established the party life and new, current “American Jokesetter” and have expectations of all the crowd pieces. Now that the recipient is on toes, you must now give him “straight to heart” insult. (note: be of carefully on steps 2 because of American sensitive, punching and/or spitting is normal and is
Face and Body of American Recipient
accepting in Americas.) Look him in the face and repeat:
“Where is you live now? Is it must be a box or perhaps a place that is unsatisfactory for high standards with a foul smelling of you.” You my now turn and face the crowd pieces and statement of loudly, “Is to be living is a box, he is!” Point toward original American-minded recipient and makes laughs and of smiling of mouth. The crowd pieces begin to hitting hands together and make cheer for you. After hoisting and copulation, you may take advantages of many of American luxury.
Steps 3: Hitting
At point of this, you are now king or princes of party and happy with the current crowd pieces and must finish the American insult to be completion. In silence and soviernty, you must of approaching man and with might, force and intention, contact at a fast and a forcefully with your closed, hard hand, touch his face. Break his face will occur and make cheer for from the crowd pieces of you to finish the American insult. Separates American recipient head from neck is to happen and now you are for completion!
Successful American-minded Insult
Now is knowledge and ability to have now for you. Use Vladmir’s American Insult Guide to Foreigns to complete and perfect integrate to American mindset, ideals and happy. Remember: American insult is strong and necessary for Foreigns to have make fun times in Americas.